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| Lucas Days, Part One From Jim Danner as told to Donny (Danner) Heston My Grandma Goben was tall. She had second sight. She was Welsh. Grandad was a pure Irishman. Little guy. When Aunt Lin was a baby, they told about Grandad taking Grandma and the baby to church. Got in there and got set and the baby started to cry. The preacher said, "Madam, take that squalling infant out of here." Grandpa got up and took Grandma and the baby out and then he said, "I went back in and got that preacher and brought him out and give him an A-number-one-good one!" Got in his little buggy and left. Never went there no more. I guess I was named after my Uncle Jim Goben. He was the pick of all my uncles. I didn't have anything against old Uncle George. Uncle Ault accused me of stealing his tobacco. I hadn't been near his tobacco. I hated him when I was little. Uncle Jim would say, "Are you broke, Jimmy? I'll give you a quarter." I always paid him back. Uncle Jim was married to Hattie. She'd have a worm-fit about Uncle Jim drinking beer. We found him down at the beer joint one really cold, icy night and took him and slid him on in home. If he was drunk, you could never tell it. He was always just the same except he couldn't get the match in the right place to light his little pipe. Les Gwinn would laugh and light his pipe for him. Uncle Jim outlived Aunt Hattie. Your mom made cookies one Christmas Eve and we took him some. He had it so hot in there you couldn't stand it. Then we went over to Mommy's Uncle Ed Hayworth and he was sitting in there with his coat and overshoes on. I asked him if he wanted me to go down to the furnace and turn that cob over. He didn't. Grandad's house was on the north side of [Highway] 65 where the station sets now from the car wash to the highway. He got him some barrel staves and woven wire and made himself a hammock. He was laying out there watching two little kittens play. An old tom cat came along that night and killed Grandad's kittens. The next day he layed out there with his old muzzleloader. Tom cat strolled by and stopped without any head. Broke him of killing kittens. I don't remember it but my dad remembers when Lucas had 17 saloons on Front Street. Al Capone use to come to Tipperary east of Lucas to shoot craps. I rode with one of his drivers. His driver was hauling Templeton Rye during Prohibition. He'd stop and eat at Bill's cafe in Lucas and I'd ride with him on out past where I'd go home. Al Capone's half-brother was federal marshall in charge of Indian reservations. Called Two-Gun Hart. Drove an old Buick coupe full of bullet holes. Probably shot them in there himself. Bunch of guys called Two-Gun Hart out and told him if he wasn't a sheriff what they'd do. So he took off his star and guns and they were fighting and it was back about Tunney-Dempsey time [Summer1927]. The rodeo clown came up and started calling the fight and using his gun with blanks. People couldn't see what was going on and thought they were really shooting. They damn near had a riot. Everybody crowded around the fence looking and one old man was peeping through the fence and an old buffalo they used in the rodeo came up behind making low noises and started at 'em. And they went over the fence. That old guy flew. My Grandma Danner was English. She was into who all her ancestors were. When I was a little guy she stayed at our place and she'd get me surrounded and tell me all about it. How they even went back to Sherwood Forest. I didn't care. Once she told me her mother's maiden name was Perkiser and I said, "Well, ain't that a helluva name." She thought Dad ought to wash my mouth out with soap, but he didn't. Dad kind of had a coughing fit of some sort and had to leave right then. Grandad Danner was part Irish and part Pensylvania Dutch. When Grandma Danner was staying there she'd take some kind of medicine and want my mom to wait on her. And mom was cooking for everyone and Grandma told her to get her medicine so mom went over to the old cabinet, fished out a bottle and poured out a spoonful and give it to Grandma. And she coughed and spit and slobbered and said, "Lizzy, you've killed me." Mom looked at her bottle and she'd give her a spoonful of liniment. Mom said, "Yeah, I did," and went and scooped off some cream and fed her than. Never hurt her any that I could tell. I liked Grandad Goben. Like I said, he was a little bench-legged Irishman. Grandad's house was on the north side past [Highway] 65 where the station sets now from the car wash to the highway. When the mines were running, that whole set of hills north of Lucas was full of houses. I can't remember but Dad remembers when there was 17 saloons on Front Street. Just that one old beer joint now and if you'd cut the electric wire it would lay down. It used to be a restaurant and cream station all kinds of things. I remember when they had a jail. Just a box around a cage. [Would] Hold a couple of people. They tore it up and sold it for scrap iron. Dad's brother Smith had a voice like a bull calf and showed the whites of his eyes. Could talk all night and not say anything. Had an old long-barrelled pistol. Was the town marshall in Lucas. Anybody making a fuss and he'd look at 'em and pull that gun. That'd sober up anybody. Old Smith was talking to Dad, telling him what a man he was and Pappy said, "In your mind, possibly." May 25, 2006 |
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